I’m hoping roosters taste exactly like chicken, because my other neighbor just got a Mother Fucking Rooster.
People produce plenty of food to feed everyone in the world. But don’t try to tell a vegan that.
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression “OK boomer.”
The Bear was so fucking proud of the “campaign” she created for her 6th grade class using “Recycle Michael,” a tin-man like character made from “recyclables.”
…I don’t have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Believe it or not, I’ve had some friends who are Libertarians.
Yeah I know — hard to believe I had friends and harder to believe they would be right-wing nut jobs.
I love Labor Day.
The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let’s take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
Most of us spend way too much time worrying about it, But at it’s root, money is bullshit.
On some random Facebook post, somebody said: “the era of white men is over”. That could be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.