I got a new iPhone with face recognition. Now my Twitter feed is fucking with me.
When the fuck did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like Alan picking internet brides from Asia.
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
I fought the Facebook, and the Facebook won.
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
Mark Fuckerberg* has been selling my “soul” to the highest bidder for years, and all I am doing is quietly screaming “Fuck You” on Facebook.
Facebook is once again “trying” to be transparent.
It’s another lame attempt, Fuckerberg.
This is my 100th post — who knew I was this full of shit.
I started this bullshit to cut down on my email. I wanted to just send a link and not have to deal with ten’s of email replies. Brillant.