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All the Feelings of a Head of Lettuce

July 16, 2018December 12, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ Leave a comment

If you don't want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.

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The Dicks of Palm Springs

May 10, 2018March 8, 2019 ~ Kieran

I don't have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging

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Wingman T-ball — Update

May 1, 2018July 15, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent

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You are just a Fucking Pussy

December 22, 2017March 8, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn't give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.

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Joe Brodsky's Favorite Shot

October 31, 2017November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

If I hit some bullshit tennis shot off the frame or off the net and it falls in for a winner, don't hold your breathe waiting for that pussy little hand wave

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Fucking Canadians

August 10, 2017July 2, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 10 Comments

It's Canada Day today... So I thought I'd send this friendly message to our northern neighbors... Don't get your knickers in a twist - of course this is just more of my bullshit.

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Green grass – kiss my ass

April 5, 2017November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

I have always hated grass in all of its non-smokable forms. In Akron in 1969, the sneaky old woman, who gave birth to me, challenged my 7-year-old manhood and s

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My Generation

February 2, 2017July 9, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 3 Comments

My generation sucks. And if you think I'm talking about "The Who" song, you are probably part of the problem.

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Douchebag Millennials

February 2, 2017November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 9 Comments

This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent...

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