If you don't want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.
I don't have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn't give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.
It's Canada Day today... So I thought I'd send this friendly message to our northern neighbors... Don't get your knickers in a twist - of course this is just more of my bullshit.
I have always hated grass in all of its non-smokable forms. In Akron in 1969, the sneaky old woman, who gave birth to me, challenged my 7-year-old manhood and s
My generation sucks. And if you think I'm talking about "The Who" song, you are probably part of the problem.
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent...