Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
Who knew the debate about whether older parents are better would be kicked off by a couple of little bitches.
Taking a moral stand in a sports business seems to be a modern oxymoron. Or at least that’s what I wrote and they foolishly published on this website: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/wta-intervention
About 30 Savages invaded the Bear’s home on Thursday — yes it was Thanksgiving. We had shish-kaboobs outside in 90-degree heat at 1 p.m
Remember when Obama said Hilary was “Likeable enough?” Well, she wasn’t, and neither am I.
Opened the fridge door — damn that smelled like shit. I knew exactly what to blame. That 18-inch long bag of celery.
I was walking Carol Baskins, when I bumped into my wife’s boss (the principal). “She really can’t wait to get Carol in her classroom,” the boss said. “She talks about it all the time.”