Did I tell you the Bear had a stroke? Don't worry it was long ago, and there are no obvious lasting effects other than (once in a while) she won't shut up about it.
It's January 18. The sun is shinning, but the air is cool... Time for fucking fall in Gilbert, Arizona.
I always wanted to be a sailor -- owning my own little boat. The Bear would never let me.
Every fiber of my non-existent soul didn't want to tell this story. It's wrong on so many levels. Stop here if ye be afraid.
I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn't like my answer.
Civilization is created by women. Without them, it's Lord of the Flies with more testosterone and back hair.
People produce plenty of food to feed everyone in the world. But don't try to tell a vegan that.
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression "OK boomer."
I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/
The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.