The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. (video)
Hey happy day, I made the "special donor" list for the MAGA campaign. Of course I did. I'm a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
It hadn't rained in Tucson for 50 days and 50 nights. The first time it did, my fucked up tennis friends "ran away" like they were being chased by a killer rabbit.
I know they are trying to be helpful and sell me a little something I might need, but these god damn articles about "marketing" my blog just sound fucking stupid when applied to this "Bullshit."
I don't trust people who don't cuss -- those fuckers are hiding something.
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
Recently I noticed a small thing about the Bear that has been driving me a bit crazy. Whenever she refers to any thing about me or the things I like, she always adds this one adjective.
My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His "real" name is Ed Vegas -- or so he says, but how many "Venezuelans" have the last name Vegas? That's the US Marshal's office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.
Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.