Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America's birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it's a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.
Let's start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss: Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties -- nobody wants to listen to this bullshit). Specifically, I'm talking about the Christian fucking religion.
On this Fourth of July, it's good to remember the "Founders." But if one more wanna be GOP "thinker" tells me he "believes in" the Constitution, I'm just going to take a shit on his shoe.