This is a good time to remember the "Founders." But if one more wanna be GOP "thinker" tells me he "believes in" the Constitution, I'm just going to take a shit on his shoe.
The founding fathers were a little fucked up — Updated
Tag: History
Eating meat causes world hunger — is Bullshit
People produce plenty of food to feed everyone in the world. But don't try to tell a vegan that.
OK boomer
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression "OK boomer."
Recycling is Bullshit
The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Donald Trump misses me
Hey happy day, I made the "special donor" list for the MAGA campaign. Of course I did. I'm a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
Gay Nazis for Jesus
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
The Biggest Little-Known Crime Against Humanity
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started. Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
A Day Without Labor
I love Labor Day. The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let's take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.
The “Fourth” is Bullshit
Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America's birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it's a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.
