This is a good time to remember the "Founders." But if one more wanna be GOP "thinker" tells me he "believes in" the Constitution, I'm just going to take a shit on his shoe.
People produce plenty of food to feed everyone in the world. But don't try to tell a vegan that.
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression "OK boomer."
The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Hey happy day, I made the "special donor" list for the MAGA campaign. Of course I did. I'm a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started. Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
I love Labor Day. The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let's take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.
Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America's birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it's a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.