I'll bet you didn't know, but I'm a fucking hero. I'm saving the ocean with every stupid search on the Google I make.
My own hero
Tag: Humor
Bet on Treatment
It's a race to see what will come first for Covid-19: a treatment or a vaccine. Put your money on the treatment -- there is no money in vaccines.
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Fat Biker: Fast Runner
One of the few joys of road biking is dominating the bike lane -- easily passing runners, beach cruisers and mountain bikes.
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A fan near the Fountain
I just picked the black hat to wear because it was free and relatively clean. Standing in line at the pharmacy in Fountain Hills, Az, home of Sheriff Joe and his posse, I didn't expect anyone would notice.
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Fat Biker: fear the fart
I've spent thousands on a good bike. Hundreds on shoes and clothes. I spent $1.29 on a snickers bar that fucked up a perfectly good ride.
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Last Dance for Lance
Covid-19 has forced us to replace sports with documentaries about sports. Kills time, but fucks up the betting. ESPN played "The Last Dance", Michael Jordan's ode to himself, and 30 for 30's series on Lance Armstrong practically back-to-back.
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LJBTC doesn’t welcome me
Sometimes the universe hates my plans.
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The Man
I was a little fat social outcast. Who knew I would grow up to be The Man.
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Greek Salad
Some men show love and affection through jewelry and flowers. Some men buy houses and cars. I showed my love through eating.
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Fat Biker: Horse’s Ass
Put tires on my road bike that are 3 millimeters wider (25 to 28 mm), so I could ride on a little dirt. What did I get? A berating from two "expert" trail users.
