One of the things I like about tennis is the built in "physical distancing." Even in doubles there's 4 people in 2808 square feet.
The fucked-up tennis team — STOP
Tag: Humor
Begging for Blogs
Talking shit about your "friends" on the internet should be endorsed by the American Psychological Association -- it's a great sanity check.
What’s in a name, Kieran
It is not quite "The Boy Named Sue," but Kieran is fucking close enough.
COW Surprise
There are hours (never full days) when I miss being a teacher. Then the Bear tells me "how her day went" and I remember: ohh that shit sucks.
Chicken Shit Surround Sound
I'm hoping roosters taste exactly like chicken, because my other neighbor just got a Mother Fucking Rooster.
Papas don’t let your babies grow up to read Bullshit
I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I'm seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.
Body-Size Bigot
I must confess and probably apologize... I'm a body-size bigot.
Valentine’s tile
Valentine's Day has always sucked. Every girl in kindergarten didn't want to be my Valentine, and 50 years later it hasn't gotten any better.
That’s Mr. Savage to you
I just recently found out that in 1987 I made the biggest mistake of my life. I got married.
Fat Biker: Rim jobs
Fat Bikers are hell on wheels.
