Hooray for Hooters

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done.  I couldn't wait to head over to Hooters. It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato's Retreat.  It was the first Hooters in the state -- newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

Cussing Makes Me Better Than You

There's more and more research to show that cussing makes you: Smarter Stronger More Honest Tolerate More Pain A Better Communicator Reduce your level of Stress You know, just a better fucking person than all those stuck up assholes who act all butt hurt when you tell them their religion is bullshit.

Menage a What The Fuck?

I only have one "sex" story that I used to share in public. I was 16 years old and working at the ghetto grocery store that was a few blocks from my parents' house.  One winter night around 9 p.m. I was rounding up the last of the shopping carts in the parking lot. This tiny little rusted out piece-of-shit sedan was a rockin'.