I fucking hate Tom Brady
But I couldn’t just say that as my latest sports satire piece. So I wrote this instead: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
WTF WTA
Taking a moral stand in a sports business seems to be a modern oxymoron. Or at least that’s what I wrote and they foolishly published on this website: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/wta-intervention
Resurrection of the Roomba
For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.
STFU about prosecuting Trump
Every week for the last 5 years, we have heard the same bullshit, “as soon as he is out of office Trump and his co-conspirators will be arrested and prosecuted.”
Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
Chihuahua privilege
If you don’t believe stereotypes exist for a reason, walk a 10-pound chihuahua in public.
Thanks-grilling
About 30 Savages invaded the Bear’s home on Thursday — yes it was Thanksgiving. We had shish-kaboobs outside in 90-degree heat at 1 p.m
Likeable enough
Remember when Obama said Hilary was “Likeable enough?” Well, she wasn’t, and neither am I.
Cool red wine
I am a terrible disappointment to my father.
Air Bags
Bill Burr has a great joke about air bags… It’s funny, but it’s fucking wrong.
Dear Lewis
I’m sorry you had to cancel your Oct. 29 show in Maricopa Az for your health. But god damn it why did you have to get sick for “my” show.
Year of the Rat
Don’t care what the Chinese say, I’m calling 2021 the Year of the Rat.
2020 was obviously the Year of the Dog. The pandemic put us all at home. Heaven for most dogs. Free treats and walks all day.
Hoisted by his own billables
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
Rotterator
Opened the fridge door — damn that smelled like shit. I knew exactly what to blame. That 18-inch long bag of celery.
Green-eyed Monster
I was walking Carol Baskins, when I bumped into my wife’s boss (the principal). “She really can’t wait to get Carol in her classroom,” the boss said. “She talks about it all the time.”
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