My Neighbor's Chicken Shit
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
Am I the only person on earth who thinks the Supreme Court should have to show its work?
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
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