When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
If you want to live, play tennis -- according to the New York Times. That's right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits -- even 3-5 years longer than people who swim, cycle or jog. Who … Continue reading Long Live Tennis
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the "Rats" (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you -- you are only partially right. I will stipulate the Wingman T-ball story … Continue reading Recruiting Crustaceans
What do you call that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street? If you are from Akron, Ohio, you call it the Devil Strip.
Don't even try to tell me about any "good" that religion has done. All the hospitals, food pantries, or "personal peace" they can provide, doesn't make up
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
An FNG got into the email game with my fucked-up tennis team. He completely fucked it up. So I had to pull out my teacher's highlighter and school him
"Intelligent Design" is such a steaming pile of horse shit -- every time some dumbass says it, part of my subconscious wants to hit them in the head with a shov
We've reach god's busy season, and he's gonna be grumpy again this year. You know jesus is just about impossible to shop for, and after more than 2000 birthdays