Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing -- for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his "Rant is Due" tirades.
What do you call that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street? If you are from Akron, Ohio, you call it the Devil Strip.
This is what I wrote: "Hey Lewis, I'm here tonight and have an urgent problem. I've got one dose of Immodium left, and I can't remember if it stops diarrhea...
Last weekend, the Bear said "the Bear hit a home run, didn't I." Yes, you did honey -- but the 3rd person "nickname" reference is fucking weird. Anyway...
I got busted by the copyright police on fucking YouTube. The Bear told my brother I was a "writer" for Lewis Black. Of course he didn't believe her
We are building the goddamn wall on the wrong side. We need to keep those fucking happy Canadians out of this country.
I started this bullshit to cut down on my email. I wanted to just send a link and not have to deal with ten's of email replies. Brillant.
The Bear found out about this Bullshit Blog this past weekend. And guess what mother fuckers, I'm still alive. That goddamn Lewis Black almost got me killed. He reads a couple VW rants which refer to "the bear" and just has to interject "that's his wife." Stick to the script, shit head. If he had … Continue reading The Bear Revealed
On Saturday night, Lewis Black read the VW rant. On Sunday he followed up with this...