We all think Freud was a fool for "penis envy". Well, I've got a similar theory about the other side of the taint.
Every fiber of my non-existent soul didn't want to tell this story. It's wrong on so many levels. Stop here if ye be afraid.
My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His "real" name is Ed Vegas -- or so he says, but how many "Venezuelans" have the last name Vegas? That's the US Marshal's office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.