The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Hey happy day, I made the "special donor" list for the MAGA campaign. Of course I did. I'm a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
I know they are trying to be helpful and sell me a little something I might need, but these god damn articles about "marketing" my blog just sound fucking stupid when applied to this "Bullshit."