I love dirty words. Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation.
My first tamale was "the Charles Barkley" of tamales, "terrible, just terrible."
We all have a friend or acquaintance who just blurts out the truth even if they are not thinking about it or even trying. Kangaroo-face Gilbson has been trying
It's been 30 years of political battles to get cities to build bike lanes. And then the god damn cyclists ride right next to the white line.
Here's to another sex offender on the Supreme Court (move over Clarence, here comes Brett, an even bigger and badder pervert). But even if we voted both of them off the court, it doesn't fix the bigger issue.
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
If you want to live, play tennis -- according to the New York Times. That's right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits -- even 3-5 years longer than people who swim, cycle or jog. Who … Continue reading Long Live Tennis
I thought it was “hot” outside when we had "Thanks-grilling", until the Bear decided we should do a Savage Shrimp Boil in early September.
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.