This week I have to decide if I'm going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas
I was denied summer camp as a child. I chose to skip the college dorm life. For the past 2 years, I filled the camp/dorm fake nostalgia with Newks...
I killed way too many brain cells this past weekend with the Tucson Pendejos -- again. But between beers (and some new alcoholic shit called the red devil or the red menance) something happened that restored just a little of my faith in humanity. We were all drinking and laughing and talking shit with a … Continue reading Compressing Harassment
Insurance Fraud and Money Laundering sound better than my current job.
Scars of childhood come out when it's time to eat dessert.