I used to be a "professional writer" (small town newspaperman) and a teacher of English (9th grade), so it's fucking hard to admit that I had to repeat English
One of the best bullshit stories I ever heard came from Mike Brennan -- or at least I'm blaming him for it. "My neighbor told me his name was Ruby Tuesday
Not long ago, the husband of one of my co-workers died suddenly. Got me thinking about what people would say about me.... Nothing good I imagine.
I can usually have a good night if I can just get my drugs right. It's not as easy as it sounds.
I'm not sure if it's allergies or the fucking flu, but the last two weeks I pulled a Kafka -- a metamorphasis from human being to a 240-pound snot factory.
Remember when Spring Break was fun? Mexico, Daytona Beach..
These old men will not stop telling me about their sex lives.
"How are you?" is a fucked-up greeting to anyone with gray hair.