I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I’m seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.
I’ve been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master’s degree by now. In those 30 months, I’ve gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it’s time to present the participation trophies.
Utah, home of the insane 3.2 beer laws, and massive Mormon families has the best law I have heard about this decade. “Free-range children.”