Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
When the fuck did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like Alan picking internet brides from Asia.
Last year, the Bear set up a big family dinner for Father's Day. This year she hosted a giant fucking party for 60-100 people.
Grown-ass men tell me to "watch my language" when kids are around. Fuck that.
I don't trust people who don't cuss -- those fuckers are hiding something.
It drives me crazy when some shit head acts like they are shocked or offended when anyone says "fuck."