I don't trust people who don't cuss -- those fuckers are hiding something.
Cussing in Context
Tag: parenting
Forgotten Dad Lessons
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
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Flat Head
After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
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Top 10 Douchebag Millennial Moves
Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
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Susan B. Anthony got Spade
The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
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Spotting Bullshit
When the fuck did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like Alan picking internet brides from Asia.
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Father's Day Party
Last year, the Bear set up a big family dinner for Father's Day. This year she hosted a giant fucking party for 60-100 people.
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Not in front of the children
Grown-ass men tell me to "watch my language" when kids are around. Fuck that.
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Never enough fucks
It drives me crazy when some shit head acts like they are shocked or offended when anyone says "fuck."
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The Shit Show — Updated
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently -- my mother used to call us: "The Shit Show."
