That’s Mr. Savage to you
I just recently found out that in 1987 I made the biggest mistake of my life. I got married.
The founding fathers were a little fucked up — Updated
This is a good time to remember the “Founders.” But if one more wanna be GOP “thinker” tells me he “believes in” the Constitution, I’m just going to take a shit on his shoe.
Cussing in Context
I don’t trust people who don’t cuss — those fuckers are hiding something.
The Sun Pussy
These goddamn pendejos from Tucson have taken body shaming to a whole fucking new level.
This time we were renting a few days with the 1% in the LJBTC community. Fuck Disneyland, the LJBTC is the happiest place on earth.
Gay Nazis for Jesus
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can’t they read their own book?
The Biggest Little-Known Crime Against Humanity
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started.
Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
Christening the Bowl
The Bear came down from Gilbert, and she was looking for a bowl to steal.
Religion and Abortion
Let’s start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss: Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties — nobody wants to listen to this bullshit).
Specifically, I’m talking about the Christian fucking religion.
The Shit Show — Updated
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently — my mother used to call us: “The Shit Show.”
