I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started. Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
The Bear came down from Gilbert, and she was looking for a bowl to steal.
Let's start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss: Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties -- nobody wants to listen to this bullshit). Specifically, I'm talking about the Christian fucking religion.
On this Fourth of July, it's good to remember the "Founders." But if one more wanna be GOP "thinker" tells me he "believes in" the Constitution, I'm just going to take a shit on his shoe.
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently -- my mother used to call us: "The Shit Show."