This is a good time to remember the “Founders.” But if one more wanna be GOP “thinker” tells me he “believes in” the Constitution, I’m just going to take a shit on his shoe.
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I’m a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
I’m infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America’s birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it’s a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.
My clueless riders, didn’t ask and didn’t know those things. They just assumed that everyone thinks it’s OK to endanger and maybe kill other people who don’t look like or sound like you.
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
If you don’t want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.
When the fuck did our government get the right to force us to salute a piece of cloth and sing an English drinking song? Apparently it happened this month
I used to grudginly respect Republicans. I didn’t agree with any of their trickle-down, deficit-hawk bullshit. But they at least looked into crimes…
On some random Facebook post, somebody said: “the era of white men is over”. That could be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
We can all agree Harvey and Irma dumped a shit ton of rain from Texas to North Carolina.
Every time I see some screaming idiot raving about the climate change “conspiracy”, why the fuck is it always a whiter than white dude…
I read the Orange Putin Puppet has been yelling at the TV. If that’s the standard for crazy, then my whole fucking family has been nuts since 1968. Usually the rhetorical screaming at the TV is during a game or watching the news. That’s how I learned that […]
There is a town in Arizona founded on shit and piss. And if you can’t stand the people who put the orange Putin puppet in power, you should go there on July 1.