Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.
My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His "real" name is Ed Vegas -- or so he says, but how many "Venezuelans" have the last name Vegas? That's the US Marshal's office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I'm a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.
When I first saw it, I was offended like an 18-year-old woman being called a "freshman" at an Ivy League School.
It's taken me months to fully admit it... But I can now say I was sexually harassed on a boat in Alaska.
I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing.
I've been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master's degree by now. In those 30 months, I've gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it's time to present the participation trophies.
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became "famous" for quitting. Well, at least "internet famous" (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.
The Bear came down from Gilbert, and she was looking for a bowl to steal.
cycling less than i plan
Life Through The Lens Of A Silly, Stubborn Heart.
Author of suspense novels Sketch, Justice For Belle, Search For Maylee, Aggravated Momentum, and a medley of short stories.
"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James
notes of the desperate man
The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.
All kinds of ideas and thoughts
A Funny Blog
It's My Blog and I Can Cry If I Want To.....
"We make bitter better."
Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.
"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.
If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
The not great, but adequate, scrivenings of a unicorn chaser.
Life is punny. It's funnier than fiction.
News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas
a blog for the everyday with some random sprinkles of snark
A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.
Modest Adventures Far from Home
My life as a cautionary tale.
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