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I fucking hate Tom Brady

By Kieran on January 19, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )

But I couldn’t just say that as my latest sports satire piece. So I wrote this instead: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat

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Next man up

By Kieran on January 13, 2022 • ( 3 Comments )

If you have ever wanted to play in the NFL, start working out now…

No this isn’t some fucking review of the Kurt Warner movie – an underdog tale of “pray and play and someday your dreams will come true”…

It’s much worse than that. It’s the fucking Covid.

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WTF WTA

By Kieran on January 4, 2022 • ( 4 Comments )

Taking a moral stand in a sports business seems to be a modern oxymoron. Or at least that’s what I wrote and they foolishly published on this website: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/wta-intervention

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Resurrection of the Roomba

By Kieran on December 28, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.

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Thanks-grilling

By Kieran on November 24, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

About 30 Savages invaded the Bear’s home on Thursday — yes it was Thanksgiving. We had shish-kaboobs outside in 90-degree heat at 1 p.m

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Likeable enough

By Kieran on November 23, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Remember when Obama said Hilary was “Likeable enough?” Well, she wasn’t, and neither am I.

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Rotterator

By Kieran on October 12, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Opened the fridge door — damn that smelled like shit. I knew exactly what to blame. That 18-inch long bag of celery.

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Sugar Mama vs Bear

By Kieran on September 14, 2021 • ( 12 Comments )

In the battle of the Bullshit blog nicknames, I was confident I had picked a winner. Surprise, I fucked that up.

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Haircut tips

By Kieran on August 24, 2021 • ( 19 Comments )

Don’t call it fucking “hair styling” or going to a “stylist” — pushing 60, I’m back to sporting the same haircut I had when I was 6.

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The plague we deserve

By Kieran on June 29, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

For years comedians like George Carlin and Bill Burr have been calling for a plague. Something to wipe out the stupid and intolerable.

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In a Pickle(ball)

By Kieran on June 23, 2021 • ( 19 Comments )

Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.

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Whose dream is it anyway

By Kieran on June 16, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

I’ve been married so long, I’m starting to dream that I’m cheating on her… I’m not fucking kidding. Woke up in a hot sweat, half covered with a down blanket and fully wrapped in guilt.