My Neighbor's Chicken Shit
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
The power of spinning
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Beach BBQ Bingo
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
High Culture and Low Humor
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I Remember My First Beer
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
Asexual merges
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
My white emergency
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
Putin and other neighbors
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.
Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Exhausted fan
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
Beer Reviews
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Flaccid is the new Pussy
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
Kieran's Humor 