The joke continues. Rants and Swears "re-nominated me" for a Sunshine Award.
Sunshine Blogger Redux
Tag: Satire
This Bullshit Got Nominated for a Sunshine Blogger Award
There's some shit for bloggers called a "Sunshine Award." It's for those who exhibit: Positivity Creativity Sunshine I know what you are thinking... and fuck you I could spread Sunshine...
The Best Shot in Tennis History
I fucking knew Josh and Angry Ed would not be able to let that go. I would have bet a month's pay it would be Angry Ed... but it wasn't.
Weirdest 3-way Ever
We were at the Bear's second cousin's wedding in New Mexico when it happened. I drank too much, and said something I thought was funny...
Step 8
You know what is missing from the Bible? Apologies. According to the google the only thing the fictional god of the bible ever apologized for: creating man.
That was My God Damn Cookie
Saturday morning there were 3 cookies left -- the Savage chocolate chip cookies with just the right amount of crack. "Those are for you and your brother," the Bear said. "You figure out how to share them."
My Participation Trophy — Now with video
Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
