My Neighbor's Chicken Shit
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
Bad advice for a father trying to do good by his family.
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