The joke continues. Rants and Swears “re-nominated me” for a Sunshine Award.
There’s some shit for bloggers called a “Sunshine Award.” It’s for those who exhibit:
I know what you are thinking… and fuck you I could spread Sunshine…
I fucking knew Josh and Angry Ed would not be able to let that go. I would have bet a month’s pay it would be Angry Ed… but it wasn’t.
We were at the Bear’s second cousin’s wedding in New Mexico when it happened. I drank too much, and said something I thought was funny…
You know what is missing from the Bible? Apologies.
According to the google the only thing the fictional god of the bible ever apologized for: creating man.
Saturday morning there were 3 cookies left — the Savage chocolate chip cookies with just the right amount of crack.
“Those are for you and your brother,” the Bear said. “You figure out how to share them.”
Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
If you don’t want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.
In June, I made my annual foray to join the LJBTC community. It was a whole family transition — I took the Bear. Becoming LJBTC was surprisingly easy — except
Not long ago, the husband of one of my co-workers died suddenly. Got me thinking about what people would say about me…. Nothing good I imagine.
A couple of friends of mine recently split up, and it made me think that we are just a fucked up species.
We’ve reach god’s busy season, and he’s gonna be grumpy again this year. You know jesus is just about impossible to shop for, and after more than 2000 birthdays
Don’t look. Tell me what color your dishwasher is.
This post was originally written in 2017 — but it was resonating with me again this month. During all the news coverage of the white nationalists shouting in Charlotte, I heard one really good idea. Yeah, surprise me too. Of course it was coming out of a mother-fucking-mouth-breathing […]