I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn't
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.
I don't know what the fuck a fermentor is, but I set up a GoFundMe to buy one. You wanna know why? Because Larry wanted one, for fuck's sake.
I don't have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
An FNG got into the email game with my fucked-up tennis team. He completely fucked it up. So I had to pull out my teacher's highlighter and school him
Goddamnit, Indian Wells changed the margarita glasses at the fucking tennis tournament this year.