The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
Susan B. Anthony got Spade
Tag: the boy
Father's Day Party
Last year, the Bear set up a big family dinner for Father's Day. This year she hosted a giant fucking party for 60-100 people.
Puff, Puff, Pass
It had been 25 years since I had smoked pot, when the Bear and I learned the new rules: Puff, Puff, Pass. We were visiting the Boy's house
Putin and other neighbors
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.
Douchebag Millennials
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent...
The Boy
I have a son. He has a name, but I usually just call him "The Boy."
