Tennis or Pickleball – you decide
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
Abandon the Third-World Racquet Club — Updated
After a dozen years of living part time in the Dirty T, right around Christmas, I quit my job — so I’m selling my condo and abandoning the third-world racquet club.
The fucked-up tennis team — STOP
One of the things I like about tennis is the built in “physical distancing.” Even in doubles there’s 4 people in 2808 square feet.
Spouse Shaming by Kate
I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.
A Bullshit Marketing Report
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing — for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his “Rant is Due” tirades.
New Wix-free Bullshit
I finally freed myself of the wicked Wix and moved my bullshit to Wordpress.
Face Shaming by Andy and What’s Her Name
Fresh on the heels of my Body Shaming by Kate, her two best “friends” found a way to pick on my face.
No Towels for You – and Other Tales of the Third World
For most places, the holidays are time to reflect and improve. Not at the Third-World Racquet Club — these are the times when everything goes straight to the shitter.
Sparky or Wilbur
Welcome to Arizona, son. Now pick: UA or ASU.
For me that’s a complicated and changing choice.
Body Shaming by Kate
We all have a friend or acquaintance who just blurts out the truth even if they are not thinking about it or even trying. Kangaroo-face Gilbson has been trying
My Knee Warranty is Up
I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn’t
Suck It Pickle Ball — updated
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
Long Live Tennis
If you want to live, play tennis — according to the New York Times. That’s right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits — even 3-5 years longer than […]
Pendejo Time Machine
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.
To Newks or Not to Newks – Updated
This week I have to decide if I’m going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas
