If you are going to have a team, it’s going to need a nickname, a mascot and some fucked up cheers.
A mormon friend told me this story: A mormon man was driving with his new bride in a car decorated “just married.” They cross the Canadian border
My mother’s most famous student — Jeffrey Dahmer, the gay cannibal.
Tennis players are a bunch of cheap bastards, and for 40 years, I fit right in. But then I made the mistake of taking the Bear to Indian Wells.