Crime and President
I used to think only Banana Republics prosecuted and imprisoned politicians who lost.
But we need to make an exception for the Orange Republican.
This is only the beginning
No matter what happens tonight on election night, it’s just the beginning.
A perfectly good hat
I came out of the closet carrying a fairly new, perfectly good hat. But I will never wear that shit again.
Best Wishes is BULLSHIT
When Trump got the Covid, way too many fucking people “wished” him well.
No good deed goes unpunished. No well-intentioned wish doesn’t fuck up the universe — again.
Defining Fascism
The democrats cried “fascist” like the boy who cried “wolf” and it sucked all the power out of the word. I thought it was stupid at the time, and I still do.
Donald Trump misses me
Hey happy day, I made the “special donor” list for the MAGA campaign.
Of course I did. I’m a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
Gay Nazis for Jesus
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can’t they read their own book?
Re-pussy-can Party
I used to grudginly respect Republicans. I didn’t agree with any of their trickle-down, deficit-hawk bullshit. But they at least looked into crimes…
