Smart-Ass Car

I traded in a liar and got a smart ass. I am happier now -- the Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is dead.  My new Honda Civic is "nice," but these god damn "smart car" features make me want to strip to my bathrobe and scream "get off my lawn".

One Nazi Wiper

My Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is going to Volkswagen hell, one part at a time. The latest part to do the dance of the damned was the front wiper